PHNX -- Join the winningest alliance today!

Age 1 - Tapchou #5
Definitely Not Age 14 - Take 2 - Burntorc_PHnX #10
Age 14 - BurntOrc #3
Age 15 - BurntOrc #3
Age 16 - Whishy #3
Age 17 - Whishy #5
Age 18 - Whishy #2
Age 19 - Alliance Vacation, paid for by SPLOP
Age 21 - Jeeb #3
Age 23 - Whishy #1, (Top Clicker)
Age 24 - WutisTitus211 #1 & Larsi (JD) #4
Age 29-ish - Whishy #3
Age 33- Whishy #3
Age 35- Whishy #2 - Whishy #1 Sabber
Age 36B - Sir_Horse #1 - PHNX #184 Alliance
Age 36 - Tai_Ni_Po_Ni #2
*All ages compromised by unfair gameplay. :demodkav:

We're expanding! Contact Whishy for a free information session regarding all the exciting opportunities available as a Phoenix franchisee! Through intensive, hands-on training programs, Phoenix helps its Owner/Operators build successful businesses and bright futures.

Being a Phoenix Owner / Operator offers you many advantages — from the training and the support of a solid organization, to the opportunity to own a thriving and successful business. Essentially, here’s the benefits of franchising as a Phoenix Owner / Operator:

  • Own your own business and receive the rewards that come from being responsible for your own success. With Phoenix’s unique approach to training and support, you are in business for yourself, but not by yourself.
  • Use of the trademarks and operating system one of the best known brands in the world.
  • The tools to help you in your business: local and national support in the areas of operations, training, advertising, marketing, human resources, real estate, construction, purchasing, and equipment purchasing and maintenance.
  • To be responsive to your needs and in support of a collaborative business environment, Phoenix maintains regional offices throughout the U.S., along with our home office in Toronto.
  • The opportunity to contribute to the success of Phoenix: Shitposting®, Cuck-o-matic®, and Auto-turk® methods have all been developed by Owner / Operators.
  • Personal and business growth and satisfaction, both as an individual Owner/Operator and as a member of Phoenix’s respected worldwide organization.
  • Personal growth and business knowledge from Phoenix’s extensive training and from your experience as an Owner / Operator.


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We all turkeys, phoenix'd up, tyvm

Top turkeys since Age 0 Alpha. Fuk wit 1 of us and get gobbled by all of us.

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