This Is A Game, Chill
Make sure any hits are done for 416 turns of gold, no more, no less, it must be exactly 416.
You also have to use your right hand on the mouse and click the button with your left big toe, if you don't have a left big toe I'm afraid you are forbidden from attacking.
Sab's are welcome but MUST be with 26 turns and you must chant "Sab's are welcome" x 3 on the resulting page, if sabbing 10 times, that means 3 chants on each page and on the 30th chant you must say "Sab's are welcome, retaliation is a must".
Any questions, ask someone who cares.
It's a game, get a grip...
Like I did with your mum.